After a fierce argument the husband gave in and said:
''Well, after thinking it over I've decided to agree with you''.
''No good,'' said the wife. ''I've changed my mind''.
She: ''Do you love me?''
He: ''Yes, absolutely.''
She: ''Will you die for me?''
He:''No. Mine is an undying love.''
joke3
Gossip to friend: ''Why does your husband say he leads a dog's life?''
Fed-up friend: ''Oh, you see, he comes into the house with muddy feet, then settles down in the best chair by the air-conditioner, and then waits for me to feed him''.
joke4
Angry wife: ''You winked at that girl this morning.''
Straight-faced husband: ''Something got into my eyes.''
Angry wife: "Something got into your car too.''
joke5
Husband to wife: ''My dear, I have myself insured for two lakh rupees. Now you will be provided for, if something were to happen to me.''
Wife to husband:''Very wise of you, darling, now you needn't call the doctor when you fall sick.''
