Drunk to pedestrain: ''Hic, wh--which is the other side of the street?''
Pedestrain: ''There.''
Drunk:''Very......strange.When I was that side, a chap told me it was this side.''
Drunk:''How far is Regal Shinema?''
Policeman:''Ten minutes' walk.''
Drunk:''For y-y-you, or f-f-for me?''
The drunk scratched his head when he saw the moon's reflection in the water.
Drunk:''Hey! What's that down there?''
Friend: ''It's the moon, you iodiot!''
Drunk, with a surprise look on his face: ''Then what are we doing up there?''
